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From now on Im going to answer questions like a politician

"Mike, what are you doing this weekend?"

"That's a great question -- and an important one. And I WILL do something this weekend. But let me take a step back, and answer a broader question. What are we ALL doing this weekend? As a nation? As a world? This weekend, I will do something comprehensive and robust, yet fun. We all should."

"But what are you doing?"

"What I'm going to do involves three things. First, it's going to be relaxing; second, it's going to be enjoyable; lastly, I'm going to make sure that it's cost-effective and I don't get into a deficit. Four weeks ago, I said I'd do something -- and I did. This weekend will be no different."


and many more, e.g. 

"Counter point. As I have stated previously about your position on weekends your plan is all wrong. We should not be relaxing we should be out enjoying the bountiful things that this great nation has to offer, such as activities, and actions. Secondly while I agree we need to make sure we arent getting into a deficit we also need to make sure we are stimulating our great economy. Under my plan economies will be stimulated, and cost effective, on weekends."

etc.

Source: http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/from-now-on-im-going-to-answer-questions-like-a-politician.452727989/

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